ashley & kristen’s roommate contract:

1) NO BONING ON THE FUTON (unless you put down a sheet).
2) TURN THE FUCKING LIGHTS OFF WHEN YOU GO TO BED.
3) LOCK THE GODDAMN DOOR.
4) PICK UP YOUR SHIT.
5) NO EXCESSIVE FRUNKNESS.
6) TURN DOWN THE FUCKING JAMS WHEN ROOMMATE IS SLEEPING.
7) IF YOU SMELL LIKE ASS, PLEASE SHOWER, GAWD! (kristen, this means you after band practice!)
8) NO KICKING ROOMMATE OUT ON A WHIM ‘CAUSE YOU WANT TO DICK AROUND.
9) IF YOU MUST SLUT AROUND, USE A CONDOM.
10) HAVE A THREESOME WITH BRIAN WHENEVER REQUESTED. [joe added this rule, for the record]

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