so i’m at work and my cell phone starts vibrating across my desk, alerting me that derek dobies is calling.
i figured i’d answer since i’m allowed to take brief calls at work. so i go out in the stairwell to talk to derek … who proceeds to tell me that in celebration of completing finals, he wants to taste his own factory juice, and could i come over later and snowball him?
“derek, are you drunk?????”
“….yes.”
silly me forgot the james madison kids all had their MC 201 exam today and now they are busy celebrating.










{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }
hahaha poor jimmy mads
he was not drunk actually, he just thought you would say yes…you know you wanted to.