golf pros & tennis hoes.

October 9, 2005 at 23:13 pm · 4 comments

so my weekend was alright. thursday i discovered a really incriminating letter about me in one of the night receptionist binders. friday was spent at the okemos high school football game with chelsea, followed by hot caramel apple cider at starbuck’s, ending with three hours of laundry.

saturday morning = 3-mile long sesquicentennial parade. my calves hurt. saturday evening was the golf pros & tennis hoes party at jeremy’s apartment. it was hot, crowded, and the keg ran out. not to mention half the trumpet section spent the majority of the party taking care of a very drunk evan…

chelsea and i walked to jeremy’s, and we stopped at evan’s dorm in campbell to pick him up so he could walk with us. he had drank half a fifth of captain morgan’s in like 15 minutes. he was kinda tipsy at that point but he really wanted to go to the party so we were like whatever…but he just got worse and worse.

gretchen was freaking out, jim wrote all over evan’s face with green sharpie, then evan puked over the balcony no less than four times. and the entire time dave peters was yelling at me and chelsea asking why we let evan come to the party with us. eventually scott and jim practically carried evan home and dumped him in his loft.

then beene spilled boxed wine all down the front of my shirt. i wasn’t even drunk, but i was sticky and smelled like boxed wine. ashley and i decided it was time to go, and persuaded a slightly drunk chelsea to leave as well after promises of food were made.

around 2AM evan instant messaged me, and i learned that he had fallen out of his loft before going to bell’s to get pizza. i can’t believe they even served him.

so all the planning and suspense leading up to saturday ended in kind of a bust. though chelsea and i did get our rolling rock and SKYY melon. and the pizza/pokey stix we got from gumby’s were pretty damn good.

ashley took a few pictures of the night.


chelsea, ashley, & kristen pre-party. so cute!


mmm, snacks!


drunk evan


passed out evan


star blanket

man, kristen hanging out with other girls….what is the world coming to?!

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

assreqgetsmewet October 10, 2005 at 5:08 am

I was just about to point that out. Maybe you’re growing out of your allergy to other vaginas…

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malo2112 October 10, 2005 at 5:35 am

Tell me more of this letter.

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shadesofsummer October 10, 2005 at 10:20 am

you look really pretty!
I missss you!

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da_dazz October 10, 2005 at 2:47 pm

hahahaha

i am making a funny face… and when i smile too big you can’t see my eyes… oh well! it was a good time.

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